vergoldung: (these dreams are forever)


So here's the thing. I don't care what you're doing right now, drop it.

Drop it and go read [livejournal.com profile] kwritten's soul-wrecking Jeremy/Caroline fic. I am begging you. For your own good, yes.

It's the worst in all the best ways. Character porn okay. Like, I don't think you even need to ship that to feel the pain. (But also, why aren't you shipping datz??)


Just do it.

vergoldung: (au volant velu d'un tapis volant)
Title: Happily Ever After, aka "The Piano Porn"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] upupa_epops

Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
Character/pairing: Elena/Damon
Rating: NC-17

Read by: [livejournal.com profile] vergoldung
Length: 12 minutes

Links : streaming or download

Note: Amldjamldj my first podfic!!! Who knew there'd come a day I'd know vampire porn by heart? (Hint : not me.) I'd like to thank [livejournal.com profile] upupa_epops for trusting me with her writing, as it was such a pleasure to work with. And also big  thankings to [livejournal.com profile] ever_neutral and [livejournal.com profile] kwritten for holding my hand and reassuring me enough that I'd post. I heart y'all ♥!
vergoldung: (ton âge au fond d'un verre duralex)
--Plus a huge chunk of Jeremy Gilbert fannon/meta by yours truly. (I feel like warning, because from one moment to the next I had 1K of headcanon looking back at me. Idek what happened.)



I already commented on the community thread post and promised to deliver with more squee soonish. So without further ado, here goes :

MY LOVE RESOLUTION LETTER



cut because this turned out way longer than I expected... )
vergoldung: (dans cette ombre)
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD.

THIS. VIDEO.



Just.

HOW.

HOW DOES IT EXIST IN MY LIFE?
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?




I am a teary mess of gross ~feelings. JUST. CANNOT. DEAL. AM ON THE FLOOR. SOBBING LIKE A CHILD.

MY FLAWLESS FLAWLESS BABES.
MY CREYYYYS.

GOD. THEY ARE FUCKING UNREAL IN THEIR UNFAIR PRETTINESS AND GLORIOUS ANGSTINESS AND GUILTINESS AND GODDAMN WRONGNESS. THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE PERFECT.

AND I AM UNWORTHY OF SUCH BEAUTY. BECAUSE HELP ME. THEIR FUCKING FACES. I CANNOT. REALLY. I HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN ME RIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING IS TEARS AND BLOOD.


FUCK FUCK FUCK. SO MANY SHIPPY FEELINGS RN.

Alaric/Elena? The ship that angsts because it exists. And still manages to be the most undramaticly functional combination ever... Because fuck them, they are the worst of all.

Ugh, so angry at Ric for being dead. WHY ARE YOU DEAD RIC? HOW VERY STUPID OF YOU. Worst. Guardian. Ever.


Seriously tho, I ship this so hard it's my #1 TVD ship. I kid you not. (Will mourn it forever.)
Random fact : they are featured in the top-ten-ships-ever post I started forver ago. Obviously it's still unfinished and I might never actually hit the 'post' button. But. I am having overhelming Elaric(?) feels tonight, so flail is happening tonight.

Ahem. Hear my woe.


This is not a shipper's manifesto. (I think.) It's not. )
vergoldung: (ton âge au fond d'un verre duralex)
Dearly Departed. I'm broken hearted.

So, Memorial!
I just finished watching the episode with my sis and it's almost three in the morning (my time where did it go?), so quickly.

Overall I really enjoyed this episode. There were annoying things, but most of them were executed well enough for me to bite down my bile. Well done show. And as the episode went on I was merely reduced to two kinds of emoting :
1) OMG CAROLINE/ELENA OMG OMG NEVER STOP THIS. ALL THE FEELS. I never thought they'd give me that, so I think that magnified the beauty of it all. IT WAS FUCKING FLAWLESS.
2) DALARIC DALARIC DALARIC DALARIC DALARIC DALARIC EVERYTHING HURTS

Basically. It's funny that these are both things I was sure I wasn't going to get. My faith in the writers is lower than ever, apparently. But nonetheless, I was loudly yelping. (My pain is grand, what can I say.)

other feelings )
vergoldung: (change your clothes to tuxedos)


The ~shipping list.

I have actually done something similar a few months back. It ended up being way too analytical, and sadly word-overload (mercilessly) takes all the fun out of these things. (PIus, since I keep changing my mind about ships and love to pick up new (and even worse) combinations, I was constantly editing my thoughts or adding explanations. Really, that's too much work on the long run. So no eloquent justifications this time. I will however update this list once in a while. Probably. I'm rather predictable.)

So. Since I have a weak mind, fail at hiatus and I'm easily influenced by my flist, this is my new list. Yay.

The formating is pretty simple. I list the fandom, the five characters I'm most crazy about (and obviously, these aren't the only characters I love, but five is a neat number), and my ships. Which I didn't restrain to a number. Because really. How could I ever choose fairly? There are fandoms where I don't have that many ships, but most of the time, I have too many of 'em. And it feels weird cutting it down to five or ten ships when I actively read for about twenty combinations (and passionately ship about fourty because, yes, HP fandom ruined my soul). I know that I have forgotten ships. Hell, I've certainly forgotten fandoms! (But for now, this should do fine. Besides, editing ftw.)

I think the bolding and underlining speaks for itself*, as far as my shipping frenzy goes. Speaking of frenzy, I ended up selecting a top ten ships. So if the length of this list (understandably) scares you, here goes the condensed version. With pictures and flail!
[Um, I am still working on it. But it will happen. Soon. Otherwise, just yell at me.]

Oh. Also. I have a fondness for kink!porn and dark!ships. Doomed things are the light of my nights. There are cases where I strongly dislike the ship but love reading about it's awfulness. That is enough for it to make the list. Yes. Basically, this list holds all things that capture my fannish attention, good or bad. So as long as you don't assume that this is representative of my romantic aspirations, we're good. If you're curious to know in which way I ship a pairing, feel free to pester me with questions (outraged accusations work too). But just to be clear, my definition of shipping is pretty loose. Sometimes I want happily ever after, most of the time I just want boning, often I want abusive-not-ever-after, I frequently dig unrequited, and on rare occasions I just want good ol' platonical love.


*And the brackets work like this : I ship the pairing (not the threesome, even if I sometimes also ship the threesome) but with the looming presence of the third person. That can mean that there is unrequited love towards that third person (from one or both), that the third person is dead but remains a haunting presence (that could go as far as inducing unconscious identity mix-ups by one party), or that one of the two is additionally involved with the third person (for example because if the third person is the spouse). In any case, when formated like that I am not interested in the triangle per se, but in the resulting issues of that evil set-up for the ship in question. Making the presence or absence of this third person essential to the dynamic. (I think the ships in question should speak for themselves.)


Let's get wild. )
vergoldung: (creux et plein d'ordure)

I knew the day would come. Here comes my first TVD related post. I guess that now makes me an active part of fandom? I don't know. It feels a bit weird to voice my thoughts to the cold void of the internet, but apparently, live-emoting about the episode with my baby sister isn't going to cut it for the finale.

So, TVD finale?

Gave me all the fucking feelings. All of them. 
Hysterical laughter. Juvenile squee. Blind rage. Shippy feelings. Utter disdain. Overwhelming love. My brain was screaming in sheer indignation and my heart was sore from all the emotional abuse.


cue to flailing and raging )

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